Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn’t suck. — (via intensional)

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officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

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