fedswatching:

bruh what the fuck even was this movie

(via cemeterybuffet)

croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation

(via cemeterybuffet)

rebuy:

*jokingly hits on u but means it 100%*

(via you-deserve-to-laugh)

  • *about to get murdered*
  • murderer: any last words
  • me: imagine how is touch the sky
  • murderer:
  • me:
  • *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*
shisnojon:


[Sweats nervously]

shisnojon:

[Sweats nervously]

(via you-deserve-to-laugh)

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*